So I am sat in my usual seat in the lab, running my mouth off about cannabis seeds to whoever will listen (often some poor punter that is just trying to call an order through) when she who I will call S shows me the site Conservapedia.
Stunned silence… then epic laughter! Best thing about it, I don’t think it is a joke.
I have taken it upon myself to learn how to be a Conservative from this site. Next time I am sat drunk in the pub I am going to turn on my new conservative belief system and see what happens. What I do applaud them for however is the cannabis/bible references. This alone is worth the signup fee!
“He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth” (Psalms104:14)
This quote was my find of the day mind, and for that I thank them. Not being a big reader of The Bible I had somehow missed it. It got me digging around for a few more.
“And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more” Ezekiel 34:29
That one is a little more wonky, but still, I’ll take it. Here though, is the one you should all take heed of.
The point is this: whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows bountifully will also reap bountifully. 2 CORINTHIANS 9:6
So there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Cannabis Seeds are in The Bible. Thank You and good night. (I did intend to write more about it, but as I write the article Conservapedia is down! haha probably hacked by good liberals)